Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Give me RAISE, or give me...INFLUENZA??
I am getting sick as hell, ya'll, and, while I do blame the cold weather, I even more so blame my lack of funds/inability to afford heating oil in this new age hard-knocks Bush economy. Even better stated, I cannot afford to keep my heat turned on. So space heaters (you know, those ghetto joints that threaten to set anything within 75 yards ablaze) are my saving grace for this single-digit NYC weather.
The finance industry's equivalent to the PA-peddler's 'first of the month' is this Thursday. Pray for me! Ask that I'll receive a big enough bonus/raise to afford my heating bill, or at least that I'll get enough extra funds to cover a decent wig, leather mini, fishnets and clear-heeled, stiletto boots... Hell, a Cocoa girl's gotta do, what a Cocoa girl's gotta do!
JUST KIDDING MOM!