Forget Terrence, Give that Brotha an Oscar...
Star Jones' husband, Al, is not only a blind or gay (c'mon, he has to be one or the other), but he's also apparently a really, really, really, really great actor. When asked by PEOPLE magazine to share his feelings about his wife's *cough* lovely new figure, the forever shining other half (ok, really like 1/4) of the D-level celebucouple S.T.A.L.E. (Star & Al, with an accented "e" for obligatory gay effect) commented,
"I think maybe a two-piece is coming out this summer!"Truly an earth-shattering performance. I mean, really, how many men - straight, gay or perspiring from the kiss of a barrel against the temple - could feed a trained reporter such a boldface lie-of-enthusiasm without any hint of uncontrollable laughter, nausea or Prozac addiction? Niiiice!
The 'Chronic' of Narnia
Okay, so it may really not be the "chronic" that suddenly has caused young urban women to take hold and choke the damn life out of the (utterly ridiculous) white "fur" trend. No, perhaps these (mis)fashion mavens started clocking the look of Jadis, the bad-a$$ ice princess of Narnia, because girly rocks a chinchilla, dreads and one fierce "I'll whoop the f&@k out of ANY trick" look. BTW, no, her name is NOT short for another fallen soul, who's antics happen to be just as detrimental to the future of our nation's youth.
I honestly do not know what to do about this new fashion disease of pandemic proportions. Stroll the sidewalks of New York, the streetz of Boise and the malls of Moneyapolis (and St. Paid) and you will find thousands of coats, boots and handbags decadently sporting the wannabe hip-hopper, Paris Ho-ltons white "fur" thing, with the most-offensive displays being of the SantaBear, cotton swab, or "100% Polyester" -fill variety.
May God bless America, I say, God bless America!